SMS Jokes
Finally, its gonna be a dream come true for girls. Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse, All thanks to the petrol price hike...
Universal truth,We learnt that Sun rises in the east.Fact,Sun neither rises nor sets,Only sun rotates.Moral, Education spoils our Common sense
You think of me, i think of You,then what it means..........it means both we have no job
Thinking is like, U r standing on D middle of D road N suddenly a crow beats on ur head,But U remain calm,N thanks to God.That cows don't fly..
Hey friend remember that,without stupidity there can be no wisdom N without ugliness there can be no beauty so D world needs YOU after all.
Love is possible after friendship, but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured..
When u feel lonely N alone N cannot see any 1 around U,the world seems 2 be fading away, come along with me i will take u to an eye specialist.
U r a nice person but,U have to do 2 things early in the morning.1st,pray to God so that u can live.2nd,take a bath so that others can live.
Could U fax me your photo very urgently.Mind u its really very urgent,damn serious N very imp..Im playing cards and we misplaced the JOKER..
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested....
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day....It is just a formality,like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.....
God made our body parts fr a reason. Eyes 2 look at U,Hands 2 pray for U,Mind 2 remember U,and Legs 2 kick U, if u ever forget me ...
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I cant send U all of them, It will take a lot of time,So I am sending U just 1 joke U are so beautiful..
when I was in school someone stole my rough notes and they named it as ......OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Finally, its gonna be a dream come true for girls. Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse, All thanks to the petrol price hike...
Universal truth,We learnt that Sun rises in the east.Fact,Sun neither rises nor sets,Only sun rotates.Moral, Education spoils our Common sense
You think of me, i think of You,then what it means..........it means both we have no job
Thinking is like, U r standing on D middle of D road N suddenly a crow beats on ur head,But U remain calm,N thanks to God.That cows don't fly..
Hey friend remember that,without stupidity there can be no wisdom N without ugliness there can be no beauty so D world needs YOU after all.
Love is possible after friendship, but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured..
When u feel lonely N alone N cannot see any 1 around U,the world seems 2 be fading away, come along with me i will take u to an eye specialist.
U r a nice person but,U have to do 2 things early in the morning.1st,pray to God so that u can live.2nd,take a bath so that others can live.
Could U fax me your photo very urgently.Mind u its really very urgent,damn serious N very imp..Im playing cards and we misplaced the JOKER..
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested....
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day....It is just a formality,like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.....
God made our body parts fr a reason. Eyes 2 look at U,Hands 2 pray for U,Mind 2 remember U,and Legs 2 kick U, if u ever forget me ...
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I cant send U all of them, It will take a lot of time,So I am sending U just 1 joke U are so beautiful..
when I was in school someone stole my rough notes and they named it as ......OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY
God Created Sun N named Sunlight,God Created Moon N named Moonlight,finally God Created you N named Tube light ..Wow,God is really great.
Boss hangs a poster in Office, I AM D BOSS,DO NOT FORGET. He returns from lunch,finds a slip on desk.Ur wife called, she wants her poster back.
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